Gotham Prepares For Sandy's Visit

Its subway -- the world's 7th busiest -- has been closed since last night and might not reopen before Wednesday. Major US Financial and Options Markets as well as over 1 million kids are also taking the day off. Today's full moon will certainly not help. Neither will the midlaltitude trough which will make Sandy scarier as it lands.

And all of this is happening one week before the Presidential Election.

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How Many Makes it Perfect?

I mean storms. On one hand he says that there are currently 7 storms hitting Mauritius and on the other he says that his priority is to avoid the perfect storm?

The other inconsistency he's been blurting out recently is that he's trying to avoid Mauritius from going into the intensive care unit of the IMF. How could that ever be possible after he brought an early harvest followed by a bumper crop to us?