Thursday, June 26, 2025

Morisyin Pe Araze Ek Sanzman Pansion Vieyes


Depi ki Ramgoolam in anonse dan so bidze ki pe repus laz elizibilite pansion vieyes (BRP) par 5 an a 65 an lepep Moris lor santie de ger. E avek rezon. Pe dir nu ki li insutenab parski li reprezant 7.8% GDP e sa sif la pu kontinie ogmante. Seki insutenab se flat tax 15% ki Sithanen ti servi pu frir nu lekonomi apartir 2006 ek benediksion Ramgoolam e ki tu guvernman kin vini apre in garde pli u mwin.

Get sa, Sithanen ti dir nu ki ti pu gayn 8% krwasans an mwayen ek so pwazon me anfet nu pan gayn mem lamwatie sa to la lor dernie 19 an – nun gayn zis 3.4% e sa fin koz en mank a gayne de Rs1,200 milyar rupi dan lakes guvernman a lafin 2024. Si nu ti gayn 8% BRP an 2024 ti pu vo zis 3.4% GDP. 5.7% si nu ti gayn krwasans mwayen ki nun gayne depi lindepandans ziska 2005. Dan tiart lao nu montre usi so pwa pu de lot to krwasans.

Seki pli komik ladan se telman flat tax 15% Sithanen fin andomaz nu lekonomi ek nu pei ki Ramgoolam in ogmant to ki ban gro saler peye selman pu trwa an. Apre trwa an ki arive, nu rekumans frir lekonomi e nu re koste ek stati diunk de Moody's?

Solision la li sinp, li gard "fair-share contribution" pu tultan, li elimin ban depans siperfli kuma ranz ankor sime (fin ranz 1,035km sime ant 2006 ek 2022 donk bizin met en poze ar sa) e li inplemant ban bon politik. De tut le fason pena sa ni dan manifest elektoral ni dan program guvernmantal e si li anvi fer sa li bizin swa organiz en referandum u disut parlman pu diman elekter permision.

Thursday, May 29, 2025

India in Overtaking Mood, Again


It's now the fourth biggest economy in the world in dollar terms after have said TTFN to Japan. Expect the gentle elephant to overtake Germany around October 2027 and then to take a pause of 36 years before climbing the last the two steps of the podium within a couple of years. China which has already the largest economy in PPP terms should start seeing Uncle Sam in its mirror in 2056 and stay in the top position for nine years. Before Tianzhu reclaims the spot it held during 85% of the last 2,000 years.

Saturday, May 17, 2025

Sithanen Toohrooh Crosses £100 Billion

Recall that the Sithanen Toohrooh (ST) is the cumulative difference between the GDP that was supposed to be generated by the 15% flat tax and its actual number. Given that we never grew at the expected 8% rate promised by Dr. TINAnen during the past nineteen years – average growth rates between 2006 and 2024 is 3.4% or less than half the target – except in one year and that too only because the economy had contracted by nearly 15% in 2020 due to Covid it has steadily been increasing since 2006 and together with some of the most catastrophic policy decisions ever have fairly disintegrated our great and beautiful country. So much so that the ST reached Rs6 trillion in 2024 rupees a few weeks before voters produced the third 60-0 of our post-independence history.

Clearly and as the chart confirms most of that GDP gap happened on Pravind Jugnauth's watch (almost 78% of it) with SAJ accounting for 8.5% (Roshi Bhadain was in government during this time) and Navin Ramgoolam 13.5% of the total. For ease of calculation this breakdown assumes that SAJ, PJ and NR took over at the start of 2015, 2017 and 2025 which is not exactly a lot of violence to the facts. To be sure the shape of the chart depends essentially on the tax structure and given that all three PMs since 2006 have stuck with one that was unsustainable and overall very regressive it would not have made a big difference if the order of their stints was altered. It would still have been 20 years of extreme voodoo economics or if you prefer Shaitanomics.

The annual £90m we've apparently been contemplating to receive for the Chagos Islands will not matter that much even with the front-loading because it will be inconsequential compared to the ongoing damage caused by the ruinous tax structure. The current PM who wanted a fourth term so as to leave a legacy – it's atrociously negative after three just like PJ's is after eight years as PM – should have presented a budget at the end of last November or early December with a sustainable tax structure to dramatically slow down the fiscal rot and let Mauritius start being Mauritius again. This would have prevented the ST from increasing by about another Rs500 billion by the end of next month and NR's share of the mess to 20.4%. Add another half a trillion rupees till the close of 2025 if the June 5th budget keeps the same regressive and ruinous tax structure and see Ramgoolam's share of the ST rise to 26.2%. More if the new doses of voodoo economics in ADC's electoral manifesto are implemented.

Of course the Rs6 trillion ST translates into Rs1.2 trillion of revenue missing in the government coffers – which would have meant zero public debt right now plus Rs500 billion growing in a nice sovereign wealth fund if all we could have managed was the preservation of capital – assuming the latter accounts for a conservative 20% of national production and a private sector GDP shortfall of Rs4.8 trillion.

For sure the mile wide support the government received six months ago was only inch deep and that in many fields Mauritius has been in junk territory for many years. If common sense doesn't make a big comeback in a few weeks the risk that the social elastic will snap will keep on increasing from its already and unnecessarily very dangerous level.

Monday, April 7, 2025

Resources To Understand The 2025 Budget

How Sithanen was manipulating his budget numbers between 2005 and 2010.

The eternal joke of little room to manoeuvre. Interview to Jimmy Jean-Louis on Pravind Jugnauth's first budget after GE2010.

Why Sithanen budgets became non-events.

The sharpest report on Mauritius in a long time.

First Lutchmeenaraidoo budget in 25 years.

The situation just before Covid-19.

Understanding budget numbers in 2013.

Why Sithanen policies have been an abject failure.

Fact-checking important things.

A downloadable gem to understand Mauritius thoroughly.

How bad has been the war in Ukraine for Mauritius?

Monday, March 31, 2025

Sisters That Should Accompany Kreol Into Parliament

Bhojpuri which is spoken by more Mauritians than French and is used to convince voters in electoral campaigns. Mandarin and Hindi being the second and third most popular languages in the world according to Berlitz.com as well as the main languages of the countries which will have the two largest economies on Planet A for most of the remainder of the current century. And beyond.

There is basically no reason why an MP shouldn't also be able to speak in Telegu, Tamil, Marathi or Urdu in our National Assembly given that they are all languages that are spoken here. To be sure not all of them should be conferred the same status in parliament. Kreol, which is spoken by at least 170X more people in Mauritius than English should be given a place at least as important as the latter. This would mean making human translation into Kreol available during live transmissions of Parliament TV and a version of the Hansard in that language afterwards. That shouldn't require too big a staff given that most of us speak three languages fairly early in our lives or much money given that they can be redeployed in our Ministry of Foreign Affairs, embassies and at the MBC.

We should also make provision for speeches in Spanish and Arabic which are the most popular languages in about twenty countries each. And let us not forget Sanskrit about which forty years ago Briggs told AI Magazine "Among the accomplishments of the grammarians can be reckoned a method for paraphrasing Sanskrit in a manner that is identical not only in essence but in form with current work in Artificial Intelligence."

All of this can be done in two phases. The first one will take care of the first two paragraphs and the second the rest. But we should be able to make arrangements for the live translation of Parliamentary TV in Kreol and Bhojpuri almost immediately until relevant committees begin to keep minutes and lose hours.

Monday, February 24, 2025

Maha Kumbh Mela Reaches 620 Million Participants

And another 30 million are expected by its conclusion on Mahashivaratri this Wednesday. This will ensure that Kumbh Melas occupy the first four spots of Planet Earth's largest peaceful gatherings with the top three secured by Prayagraj. This year's crowd is 2.7X the one organised six years ago when it had itself doubled in size compared to the 2013 Kumbh Mela. Which means that the first billion-soul festival is a mere 3 years away if recent growth rates are maintained. 

The 2025 Kumbh Mela has obviously been the most broadcasted and now millions more know that Mauni Amavasya draws the biggest crowd – 76 million this year and that too because of the very unfortunate loss of thirty lives at the start of the day. Laurene Powell Jobs also attended the mega festival just like her late husband who turns 70 today did at Haridwar back in 1974. He no doubt hoped to see the rockstar of the only book he kept on his iPad there just like Sri Yukteswar and Lahiri Mahasaya did decades earlier.

The mind-boggling numbers aside the Kumbh Mela is above all the most profound spiritual experience many will have in their entire lives. And the fastest increase in their wisdom given the unimaginable variety of teachers that have been present during the 40-odd days of the fair. Some of these teachers have come straight from forests and caves in the Himalayas to take a dip in the river and share with the multitude what their sometimes decades-long introspections have taught them.

Finally some elated foreigners have said that India should invite the whole world to the Kumbh Mela. Given that one out of every thirteen humans would have been in Prayagraj in 2025 Yogi Adityanath better start dredging the river again soon.

Saturday, December 28, 2024

IA turns 25


On 17 December 1999 Investment Analytics started helping people have fun preparing for their finance exams including those of the prestigious CFA Program. 25 years later it is doing that even better.

Thursday, November 28, 2024

Ramgoolam Appoints Toxic Bean-Counter As BoM Governor

It came as a shock to people who had voted for the Alliance of Change as they haven't forgotten how Rama Sithanen had badly messed up their livelihoods during his last stint as Minister of Finance between 2005 and 2010 with an extreme version of trickle-down economics. It was so bad that he could not be given a ticket – a first for an outgoing FM – in GE1010 and didn't take the risk of running as an independent candidate. Of course before that the then PM had to give a second Presidential term to SAJ and help get PJ elected in the 2009 by-election to prove his goodwill before sealing an alliance with the MSM so as to avoid electoral mayhem. He was also not elected in GE2014 and GE2019 and that too in two different constituencies while for GE2024 the risk was too great for Ramgoolam to give him a chance to return to parliament.

The 70-year-old Sithanen has also made a number of disturbing statements. Here's one.

And here's some more.

Tuesday, October 22, 2024

Book That Makes Mauritian Voters Smart As Hell Published


It's available in several locations worldwide since yesterday. The Mauritian diaspora will be able to understand GE2024 and politics in their motherland and elsewhere like never before.

Friday, October 4, 2024

Voter Survey for GE2024 Goes Live

Takes only a couple of minutes. We'd love to get your responses in this anonymous poll. And we'll publish the aggregate results.

Tuesday, August 20, 2024

Meet A 94-year-old Who Has A Gift For the PM

Ms. Dassyn was the first one to garland SSR when he was first elected in 1948. Now twenty-one years later she's the oldest elector in riding No.5 and on the same platform as him in Pamplemousses. They are meeting again for the inauguration of an ultra-modern hospital. So we discover on reading the chapter of Petals of Dust that starts on page 94.

The 357-bed hospital with 120,000 square feet of covered space has been meticulously planned and sports the first ICU of the island, an isolation ward among other important features and had become a necessity as a rapidly increasing population – the demographic bomb was in the midst of being defused – had reduced the beds/1,000 pax from 2.5 to 1.9 and was in line with government's promise and plan of upgrading the delivery of public health.

The 38-year-old Minister of Health who'd been in the job for two years – as well as eight in that of the General Secretary of the Labour Party – doesn't fail to give credit where it is due. He tells us that the foundation stone was laid in 1963 when Guy Forget had the portfolio while Harold Walter presided over almost all of the building work when he was in charge. There was even an arts competition. Architects, sculptors and labourers are thanked. He seemed to have had a lot of fun equipping the new gem.

The first time I went to the SSRNH I was quite impressed by the sophistication, scale of the facilities and ambiance there. Mind you this was the feeling of a boy who was probably in Standard III just waiting in the car. Many years later when I read Russian cosmonaut Yuri Gagarin's first impression of Brasilia – Oscar Niemeyer designed it as an airplane – I immediately thought of my first encounter with lopital di nor. "The impression I have is that I'm arriving on a different planet." 

Sunday, August 4, 2024

Suddenly, Mastering QM Becomes Fun


I've made an awesome book out of the QM pages of my much-appreciated CFA® Level 1 Lifesaver. You can download it on your Apple device if you have access to a particpating store. I suspect people heading to university or wanting to master QM will also love it. IA is also there.

Tuesday, May 21, 2024

World Celebrates Birth and Awakening of Lord Buddha


It's called Vesak and is understanbly the most important celebration any Buddhist can participate in. Hindus too celebrate Buddha's jayanti tomorrow May 22 as they consider him the 9th avatar of Vishnu. It's difficult not to consider him the successor of the previous avatar, Lord Krishna, when you take the time to carefully examine their recommendations given about twenty-five centuries apart. Especially the fundamental one that urges us to test what they prescribe. Happy Vesak Day!