No. 10. We are very aware that the last Mega-Tsunami occurred next door (Reunion Island) some 4,000 years ago.
No. 9. It’s OK to learn about cyclones on TV or Radio – it’s definitely not to learn about deadly Tsunamis from CNN.
No. 8. The SIDS conference took place as initially planned between August 30th and September 3rd 2004.
No. 7. The first three (militant?) budgets of the current government were unfortunately not understood by many because the presentations were not subtitled.
No. 6. Smart ideas and vision replaced by hollow statements such as “mood ek ambiance extraaaaaaaaaordinaire”.
No. 5. Meritocracy has been replaced by something way better – Mediocracy.
No. 4. Stray dogs are helping as much as they can with takeoffs and landings at Plaisance Airport.
No. 3. Traffic towards Port-Louis was wonderfully fluid (especially if you don’t have a TV/DVD in your car) on the first day of the SIDS conference. It’s however a mystery to many why school resumption was postponed by a whole week.
No. 2. “Riot panne fer pu donne biberon”. Ok fine. What about changing diapers?
And the No. 1 reason why Mauritius is the best managed country in the world is
No. 1. According to an unconfirmed report the endangered species have suggested that the controversial highway go through the nonsense hub (a recently renovated building in Port-Louis) instead. It has not yet been determined what percentage of these species are fanatics.
This was actually written in January 2005 which was a mere couple of weeks after the deadly South Asian Tsunami. You can forget about this fact if you want to feel as if you just ate funny mushrooms. Click the "Best managed country in the world" label for more context.
No. 9. It’s OK to learn about cyclones on TV or Radio – it’s definitely not to learn about deadly Tsunamis from CNN.
No. 8. The SIDS conference took place as initially planned between August 30th and September 3rd 2004.
No. 7. The first three (militant?) budgets of the current government were unfortunately not understood by many because the presentations were not subtitled.
No. 6. Smart ideas and vision replaced by hollow statements such as “mood ek ambiance extraaaaaaaaaordinaire”.
No. 5. Meritocracy has been replaced by something way better – Mediocracy.
No. 4. Stray dogs are helping as much as they can with takeoffs and landings at Plaisance Airport.
No. 3. Traffic towards Port-Louis was wonderfully fluid (especially if you don’t have a TV/DVD in your car) on the first day of the SIDS conference. It’s however a mystery to many why school resumption was postponed by a whole week.
No. 2. “Riot panne fer pu donne biberon”. Ok fine. What about changing diapers?
And the No. 1 reason why Mauritius is the best managed country in the world is
No. 1. According to an unconfirmed report the endangered species have suggested that the controversial highway go through the nonsense hub (a recently renovated building in Port-Louis) instead. It has not yet been determined what percentage of these species are fanatics.
This was actually written in January 2005 which was a mere couple of weeks after the deadly South Asian Tsunami. You can forget about this fact if you want to feel as if you just ate funny mushrooms. Click the "Best managed country in the world" label for more context.
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