Wednesday, April 7, 2010

Sithanen Puts Messi To Shame by Breaking New Record

Almost. Rama now holds the record for the shortest press conference. That of yesterday lasted less than 1 minute according to L'express. Other records he holds include the shortest time to shift parties during a general elections campaign -- less than 24 hours in 2000. That incidentally made him the only person to have his name simultaneously appear on posters of opposing political factions.

We shouldn't forget that he holds the record for the biggest political anaconda ever swallowed: Manou Bheenick in 2007 and the largest boa constrictor ever chewed: Pravind Jugnauth last week.

By getting the MSM on board Ramgoolam may also have unwittingly aborted Sithanen's carefully crafted mission: to be the only politician to have led a government to an unambiguous 60-0 defeat each time he has been its Minister of Finance (1995 and 2010).
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4 comments:

  1. ConversationLimited07 April, 2010 12:56

    Another person who only lives for power and no principles! They all want their "boute"! I wonder how people in Mauritius can be so stupid as to vote for these politicians. If this guy had even an ounce of self-respect I think he should just resign...

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  2. akagugo07 April, 2010 16:58

    Anaconda and boa constrictor...
    Whaaahahhahahhhaha!!!
    Impossible de rivaliser à tant d'ingéniosité métaphorique!
    I love your posts, and i admire those of Subash Gonibe's too, always witty and humorous! Zot bann simles and metaphors touzout en plein dans le mille!!!

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  3. Sanjay Jagatsingh13 April, 2010 18:23

    @Conversation limited: Wi, paret li pena lamour prop ditu.

    @akagugo: tks.

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  4. Anonymous16 June, 2010 22:29

    Here's another to add to the list. Have a look at the video http://www.defimedia.info/articles/8743/1/Rama-Sithanen-arrete-et-libere-sous-caution/Page1.html

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